Dehem Cup V - REVISITED
At least you can’t say that every trip seems the same. Wow. Some incredibly unfortunate circumstances, and yet still a fantastic time. But the Dehem Cup is bigger than one person.
As long as more than one are gathered in its name (forgive the blasphemy), Dehem Cup will go on.
As long as more than one are gathered in its name (forgive the blasphemy), Dehem Cup will go on.
Top Ten Highlights: (only 10 since I missed over half the trip laying in bed drugged on Bo’s Advil and the Hostess “extra strength” unidentified pain pills.)
10. Tame Wildlife – Jeff fed the deer Doritos from his hand, while Ron wondered while munching on his sandwich why deer #60 was starring at him and drooling
9. Scary Wildlife – Alligators…unbelievable how many and how large they were.
8. Lost Balls – never in my life have I emptied out my bag so fast.
7. Scenery – prettiest course we have played.
6. Best Hole – #9 running along the ocean.
5. Competition – despite the adjustments in the format due to uncontrollable circumstances, the closest Dehem Cup ever
4. Handicapping – although some matches could have given one or two more or fewer, there were tons of close matches. Kudos to the captains for getting it right…and for the Sunday night session (that I wish I could have been a part of)
3. Diminishing Returns on Golf/Bodies – As we get older, the 2nd round on Sunday is getting marginally worse and the aches and pains as well. We may need a format adjustment on Dehem Cup VI if we plan on making it to Monday.
2. Grill Out – Great idea from the ST. Good decision in taking the initiative and getting it together, which actually leads into the number one highlight…
1. Relay Races – NT vs. ST. I hope that video does it justice, but I doubt it. I can’t remember who said it, but it was quoted as “Ben shuffled backwards on that last relay the way David walked with crotch rot forwards in Dehem Cup 2.” Couldn't have put it any better.
10. Tame Wildlife – Jeff fed the deer Doritos from his hand, while Ron wondered while munching on his sandwich why deer #60 was starring at him and drooling
9. Scary Wildlife – Alligators…unbelievable how many and how large they were.
8. Lost Balls – never in my life have I emptied out my bag so fast.
7. Scenery – prettiest course we have played.
6. Best Hole – #9 running along the ocean.
5. Competition – despite the adjustments in the format due to uncontrollable circumstances, the closest Dehem Cup ever
4. Handicapping – although some matches could have given one or two more or fewer, there were tons of close matches. Kudos to the captains for getting it right…and for the Sunday night session (that I wish I could have been a part of)
3. Diminishing Returns on Golf/Bodies – As we get older, the 2nd round on Sunday is getting marginally worse and the aches and pains as well. We may need a format adjustment on Dehem Cup VI if we plan on making it to Monday.
2. Grill Out – Great idea from the ST. Good decision in taking the initiative and getting it together, which actually leads into the number one highlight…
1. Relay Races – NT vs. ST. I hope that video does it justice, but I doubt it. I can’t remember who said it, but it was quoted as “Ben shuffled backwards on that last relay the way David walked with crotch rot forwards in Dehem Cup 2.” Couldn't have put it any better.
Usually I go ahead and pick the theme using my commissioner power, but I feel that I need help considering my absence, here is a list, I need a vote. Majority Rules:
A. Dehem Cup V - End User: Junk Released
B. Dehem Cup V - Relay For Life
C. Dehem Cup V - The Day the Music Died
D. Dehem Cup V - Look, a Deer!
E. Dehem Cup V - (write in)
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